Spanking Mugs

Beat Me Pinata

It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print just begging for a beat down.

The “Beat Me Pinata” was designed for adorable (and adorably odd) impact players. 

Feelin’ Bratty

Dunno but we're sure the attitude will let you know either way.

The "Feelin' Bratty" coffee mug was specifically designed for the sassiest of impact players.

I Don’t Give a Figging Fuck

And now we know how you really feel!

The “I Don’t Give a Figging Fuck” was designed for ambivalent bottoms and intimidating Tops .

Don’t Even Talk to Me

Fair warning. I’ll get the paddle.

The “Don’t Even Talk to Me” mug was designed for coffee spanking lovers who need an extra boost first thing in the morning.

Get Spanked

A little retro sass to go with your morning cup of coffee.

The “Get Spanked” mug was designed for nostalgic impact players who get bent for other, more impactful reasons.

Figging’s for Friends

An adorable face with an important safety message about what not to do with that buttplug when you're done with it.

The “Figging’s for Friends” mug was designed for bossy, doe eyed littles craving some aftercare hot cocoa.