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Destroyer? Boudoir? Enforcer? Here’s a run down of our spanking paddle styles from OTK thru XLRG.
OTK (over the knee) styles include the Boudoir and Hair Brush paddles. Midsize styles include the Femme Patale and Swatter. Large styles include the Ruler, Chastiser, and Retort. Extra Large styles include the Enforcer, Lambaster, Ravisher, and Destroyer.
We started selling spanking paddles on Etsy in 2016. Customer feedback, custom orders, and our own love of spanking have brought about some of our favorite styles. Here's how they measure up!
OTK Paddles
Our smallest paddles, the Hair Brush and Boudoir spanking paddles are ideal for tucking discretely into a back pocket or handbag. Available in all woods, with or without holes. Recommended for risk-aware beginners and seasoned kinksters
Midsize Paddles
Midsized paddles were created for longer spanking sessions, with arm fatigue and thuddiness kept in mind. The Swatter is surprisingly thuddy considering it’s slender width, regardless of the wood that’s chosen. The Femme Patale is 10% smaller than the Ruler design, making it easier for smaller hands to grip.
Available in all woods, with or without holes. Recommended for seasoned kinksters only.
Large Paddles
Our Large paddles are a little like Harley Quinn, beautiful, intense, and likely to do some damage. The Ruler was our first Large paddle and feels like it has “the surface area of the sun,” according to Tara.
The Chastiser is a real tearjerker. Just the thought makes our eyes water. It’s been reported that it feels like “being hit with a tree trunk.” Hulk smash.
A smaller version of the Lambaster, the Retort has the answer to the snotty response your Brat just threw in your face.
Available in all woods, with or without holes. Recommended for seasoned kinksters only.
Extra Large Paddles
Our Extra Large paddles were created for kinksters with medium - large sized hands, seeking to increase the intensity of their impact play with massive amounts of thud.
These paddles should be used with extreme care as they can cause severe amounts of devastation with minimal effort. Recommended for seasoned kinksters only.
The Enforcer will get your point across in no time flat. The striking blade is long enough to reach both cheeks in one fell swoop.
The German inspired Lambaster is a heavy duy paddle with a wide grip for larger hands is our most popular extra large paddle.
The Ravisher and Destroyer are designed with an extrawide grip. Due to the size, we only offer these paddles in Hickory wood.
Tara’s personal favorite is the Femme Patale in Black Walnut. Not only is it the perfect size for her to wield without exhausting her arm but it’s the ideal density to be spanked with when her destination is subspace.
Have you discovered your perfect paddle yet? Is there still one you want to try out?
Tara’s Favorite Paddle: Femme Patale in Black Walnut